Dickens Christmas carol revisited ™

kisses frozen frigid aire as Donald Trump pets reverberating
   over ice floes this Bing his first holly day as president he doth blare

from (re: topface of head to twinkling toes) humanity
   scurrying without a care

those of Santa Claus' rein deer pierced
   by brutal cold ice daggers piercing each ear

hammering and whipsawing debris that with an angry flare

in tandem with BuzzFeed ding light emitting diodes

   from truckload of electronic gear
cuz Mother Nature - fed up to here
though boot and hoof prints transient imprimatur
erased per blitz zen, vixen chilled like vamp pyre weeknd 
   one solid state comet like sheet hermetically doth seal lions 

   tigers reducing arctic monkeys as fancyfeast 

   qua donner party with rolling rocks bier ring glaciers icier
than frieze zing an emulation sans ode on a Grecian urn frozen jeer

leaving heavy-duty footprints blotching rooftops 
   when like an ungainly Prancer - exiting every chimney lair
visible from a heightened at mo sphere

   on a yearly mission to deliver yule tide to bloke,

   who haint no bobbing dasher

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juiced a crotchety old man per radical side

of the establishment, but considers all tha hoo ha

   over Xmas devoid of divine pride, and prejudiced

   against t'other days of the year

   where vices many do not hide
so, i hasten to clarify no intent to pop holiday balloon –

   only virtue blithely glide

   past majority intent on grabbing, rattling chains

   like ghosts of Christmas past

   so for that reason this liberal democrat did chide

how mass of consumers married materialism like a bride

forsaking Fred ship (ah ah ah chew...i cut me a gold),
   where care - doth lisp pin rare form abide

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or if discernible with a tiny Tim burr

coal less sing into miserliness and meanness like a cur

mud gin golem with thick wooly fez e wig

   that easily passes faux pas fur

   as protection against the brutal coldness

   sans ignorant as Cupid with slightly slung arrowed murmur

barely audible in contest witnessed by the rude huff fin scrooge

   who as fiction tries to unfetter himself

   and for the sake of Jacob Marley begins like a break dancer to stir

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prophetic selfishness and greed globally extant per this doctrine best buy

allows, enables and provides well oiled machinery

   of wealth held by rich gal or guy

   thus shackling a disproportionate populace high

   er so as to feel weighed down in heavy metal (like alice) in chains

   though invisible said stronger than the Idler Wheel Is Wiser 
   than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords 
   Will Serve You More than Ropes Will Ever Do, 

   than steel straitjackets well nigh

hold captive i.e. colonialism revisited, where justice does not app ply

in this interconnected World Wide Web,
   whence accolades applauded to those who act sly

and try

cajoling, finessing, insinuating broken, empty flasks,
  grimly rustling hollow promises

   analogous to a tail stripped from asking "Y"

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undulating, triangulating, strangulating,

et cetera in a "V" ness flytrap essentially spurring me to consider

December twenty fifth nuttin boot poppy cock and pap!