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DOG1

DOG1

Denny O' Gara has a personalised number plate on his car
DOG1 travels Britain's roads both near and far
The roads are wide, varied and many
All of them travelled on by that careful driver Denny

Then one day DOG1 had an unfortunate crash
Denny had an accident whilst getting out cash
Before everyone gets upset and alarmed
I am happy to report Denny was not injured nor harmed

The car however was damaged and in an awful state
The only thing left was his number plate

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