Poem -

Dogs Have Feelings

Dogs Have Feelings

My wife has 
made me 
aware of this
everyday since
the four legged 
children have
invaded our lives

Feelings

Feelings

Don't do that!

They have FEELINGS

So I now
Cannot claim
my blanket
when
I am cold
at night

Cannot walk one
mutt 
at a time

If there is 
one bone
use 
a chain
saw

cause
someone's 
feelings
may be 
hurt

Geez

Feelings
Feelings
Feelings

I have
to declare
Sometimes FEELINGS
gets on my
nerves

I have to confess
though 
when I am alone
in the house
and
I am about
to scarf
down
a big
sandwich
those
little sad weepy
eyes
glare
at me
causing
my wife's voice 
to sound off
in my
head
driving me
to give up 
half of my
sandwich
over

FEELINGS ....   

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author
sparrowsong

Hello Greg...

Adorable write!

Thank you for sharing...

Best wishes and blessings!

Hope you and the Fam have a Merry Christmas!

Feathers

 

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author
Jim "The Lad" ....

Glad you have "feelings" and logic ! That is rare these days! lol!  love it ! ....Jim

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author
Being Me

Hahaha...I know the feeling I get when those pleading eyes burn into whatever it is that I am eating. And yes half of it does get tossed to the dog who catches it mid flight and swallows it  in one gulp. The food never even touches the sides. He licks his lips as if to say, mmmm that was nice! What a liar! There is no way on the world he knew he just ate let alone tasted. I know this for a fact because when I give him his deworming tablets I just say -  mmm, what's this this Oscar?  And I throw him one. He catches it mid flight and gulps it down...and yes, he licks his lips...mmmm, that was nice.  Liar.

Seriously though... dogs DO have feelings and they do suffer from jealousy too. I adore my dog...as you do yours... I dont know what I'd do without him x

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