Poem -

Dont take the P out of the T boy

Dont take the P out of the T boy

one wonders at
the biological need
for foreskin..
Maybe its natures little
added extra for protection
..a guard against infection,
when compared to neat
circumcision of the dick
We are quick to point out
it's new found sensory perfection.
However one young apprentice
making tea for his work colleague
praised the right of retaining
his Manhood....and agreed

and this tale was told.
think before you ridicule
this lowly Tea boy mule,
for it comes in very handy
a secret place for carrying
my tea spoon,
tucked in the end,
of my knobby, I can
walk around the workshop
and no one would know,
then whip it out to go..
make the tea, for the select
few who choose to
disrespect me, so treat your
workmates with good intention,

or the spoon of foreskin will
seek attention.

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