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Doomed to go to Hell

You were an evil preacher and that's a fact.
Morals and ethics were what you lacked.
You were a liar, thief, adulterer and a murderer as well.
Because of all of these sins, you're doomed to go to Hell.
You stole from your church and slept with a man's wife.
Those things alone were awful but you also took that man's life.
That poor man trusted you, he even came to you for marital advice.
What you advised, ran his marriage into the ground, that wasn't nice.
You're eligible for parole in twenty-five years but until then, you'll rot in jail.
And when you face God on Judgement Day, you're doomed to go to Hell.

(Sadly, this is a true story.)

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