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DOUBLE E AND DOUBLE P

So many words in the dictionary with two E's and P's
Let me start this poem off by using the word cheese
Being hooked on a drug is known as a tripping 
Taking a snooze is often called by many as kipping 

Wondering around a field one might spot a deer
Summer afternoons are lovely with a pint of beer
A close contest is often referred to as gripping 
The waiter has a smile especially if you're tipping 

So I hope this poem has made you feeling happy
Wouldn't want it to find you upset and crappy 
These are just a few examples of double E and P 
Plenty more I can say for sure and guarantee

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