Double Entendre'

So many hairs have been split, it's a wonder any left,
what does it matter, there's no need to feel so bereft;
someone said that they like a grand opening per se,
indeed, the razamataz, everything there so they say.

There was an earth tremor somewhere up Jane's road,
but it wasn't the first time she'd felt the earth move;
what was that old song - you said it's dark, I said it's light,
I think he was a bit stupid - no, he was very bright.

This can be very wearing, let it wash over you, oh yeah?
You worry too much - you're not the one who has to bear;
never mind the weather, long as we're together, elephant
and kangarooooo, sing songs to myself, excuse the rant.

So put your sweet lips a little closer to the phone,
when we're finished, I think you'll just have to go.