DRACULA'S GOOD BLOOD
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I saw something strange in hospital today
A man joined the queue outside the eighth bay
The man was dressed as Dracula and queuing to give bloodΒ
I know you're wondering if he was up to no goodΒ
Dressed in fangs and a bright red cloakΒ
The hospital staff thought this was a joke
Was it fresh blood Dracula was waiting for ?
Maybe it was his own I'm not really sure
I passed Dracula then and hurried on byΒ
I crossed myself and said I'm too young to die
Dracula chuckled and said it was just fancy dress
How he ended up giving blood in hospital is anybody's guess
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Thanx for the smiles KIERAN!!...... clever narrative......VERY well delivered!!......ALL STARS!!...... LOVE and ROCKETS!!......T xo ?
That is so funny , made me chuckle aloud ,x