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DRACULA'S GOOD BLOOD

DRACULA'S GOOD BLOOD

I saw something strange in hospital today
A man joined the queue outside the eighth bay
The man was dressed as Dracula and queuing to give bloodΒ 
I know you're wondering if he was up to no goodΒ 

Dressed in fangs and a bright red cloakΒ 
The hospital staff thought this was a joke
Was it fresh blood Dracula was waiting for ?
Maybe it was his own I'm not really sure

I passed Dracula then and hurried on byΒ 
I crossed myself and said I'm too young to die
Dracula chuckled and said it was just fancy dress
How he ended up giving blood in hospital is anybody's guess

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Tony Taylor

Thanx for the smiles KIERAN!!...... clever narrative......VERY well delivered!!......ALL STARS!!...... LOVE and ROCKETS!!......T xo ?

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Audrey youde

That is so funny , made me chuckle aloud ,x

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