Poem -

drank too much

drank too much

i don't drink
often
Christmas
has always 
been the
exception

always got
away 
with
it
however
this year
my 22 yr old
openly
joined
in 
the festivities

things got a little wild

Mama Hen
wasn't having
it

the chickadee
got a 
a quite
sweet
reprimand

I
on the 
other hand
have  heard
nothing
but
 crickets

A Big Storm
always
comes
after 
silence

This I am afraid
is gonna
 be a big one

I think doing
shots
of Johnny Walker
was
the act
that
did us in
either that
or the 3 bottles of wine
we consumed....

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Being Me

I
on the 
other hand
have  heard
nothing
but
 crickets
A Big Storm
always
comes
after 
silence

You nailed it with these words. Absolutely nailed it!  You're in the dog house good and proper then?

🤣🤣🤣  brilliant write Greg 👏👏👏 x

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author
Being Me

Oh dear....poor you!   Hope the storm fizzles out and becomes nothing more than a puff and a sigh 🙏 x

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