Poem -

DREAMING

DREAMING

I dreamt I was
No longer old
My feet and hands
Were warm, not cold
 
I marveled at
The shape I was in
My body no longer
Had that chicken skin
 
My withered face
Was smooth and young
But best of all
I was well hung
 
And that would come
In really handy
Cause I was cute
And quite the dandy
 
My head was clear
No longer foggy
My senses sharp
My mind not groggy
 
My big pot belly
Had disappeared
And that for sure
Felt really weird
             
My abs were tight
And full of ripples
My chest exposed
Two pink, ripe, nipples
 
I was quick and nimble
On my feet
All sorts of foods
I now could eat
 
I could hear
So really well
Jump and play
And run like hell
 
I could work
The whole day long
My thighs and butt
Were firm and strong
 
My back was straight
No longer sore
And I could bend
Down to the floor
 
My vigor seemed  
To never wane
And all my vises
I could do, again
 
For I could drink
And I could smoke
But then alas
I was awoke
 
And there I was
Back in bed
No longer young
But old, instead
BOEMS by JA 110   

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