D'ya wanna buy a gun?...

D'ya wanna buy a sawn off mate complete with thirty slugs?
Cuz I'm feeling kinda shaky could be I'm in need of drugs,
I've been waiting for my giro but the postman didn't come,
And my head is pretty chocker now, D'ya wanna buy a gun,
I'm not saying that the things not hot she almost gives off steam,
But right now I'd take a oner for this double barrel dream,
It's been buried in the garden for as long as I remember,
When some villain pulled a blag down south east back in last December,
Well I heard the guard got wasted bit the job had to be done,
So they passed it onto me to mind, D'ya wanna buy a gun,
D'ya wanna buy this gun or not I'm feeling proper sick,
Come on now mate, it's getting late so make ya mind up quick,
If ya wanna check the slugs fit then go on n slot em in,
Do be pointing it at me mate don't be acting like a prick,
If ya feeling trigger happy like some armed n dangerous nut,
Point it down towards the floor n shoot yourself right in the foot,
There's no need for all the violence, spend yav whole life on the run,
Am I really worth the hassle mate, D'ya wanna buy a gun?
Well the shooter's exchanged hands now and the dirty deed's been done,
Well I left him laid out on the floor, D'ya wanna buy a gun?