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The Easter bunny IS real!!!!

The Easter bunny IS real!!!!

Oh my gosh, what can I say!

The Easter Bunny IS the way!!!

His ears so long and velvety,

were finely tuned to hear my plea

and boy did he leave me a treat!

A chocolate gift so very sweet....

With almond eyes so dark and deep,

they make me want to kneel and weep.

An Adonis so sleek and lithe,

just built for horizontal jive,

I want to find my dancing shoes

and jig away my bedroom blues,

we'll Tango, Foxtrot, Waltz away

until we see the light of day,

and then i'll send a special prayer

of thanks that Easter Bun was there!

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Donna Walton

Thank you sweet mango, it's good to be back!xoxo

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