Poem -

EASY PEELERS

These easy peeler satsumas are a downright lie
Can't take the peel off however hard I try  
First of all naturally I use my hand  
Why won't it peel I can't understand 

Next action I decided was to use a sharp knife 
Still wouldn't peel so decided to call the wife 
She smiled and said "Give that satsuma to me"
"I will do my best so that peel becomes free" 

She tugged at it and finally the peel came apart
I should have gave her the satsuma from the very start

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