Poem -

EASY PEELERS

These easy peeler satsumas are a downright lie
Can't take the peel off however hard I try Ā 
First of all naturally I use my hand Ā 
Why won't it peel I can't understandĀ 

Next action I decided was to use a sharp knifeĀ 
Still wouldn't peel so decided to call the wifeĀ 
She smiled and said "Give that satsuma to me"
"I will do my best so that peel becomes free"Ā 

She tugged at it and finally the peel came apart
I should have gave her the satsuma from the very start

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