Elegy

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Haunted House

Haunted House

Greetings from my haunted house,
A spiral journey of the mind.
Prepare oneself for...

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Pariah heap - savagely...

Pariah heap - savagely subjecting myself to humiliation

Outward slovenly appearance bespeaks volumes
wordsworth their weight in gold
(exhumed from...

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Michael Joseph Jackson

Michael Joseph Jackson

Michael Joseph Jackson (August 29, 1958 – June 25, 2009) was an American singer, songwriter, dancer, and...

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I hanker and pine for wood...

I hanker and pine for wood burning stove weather

I haint no spring chicken,
("Buk buk buk buk ba-gawk!")
but in Summer re:
long in...

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Happy shiny tummy courtesy....

Happy shiny tummy courtesy...I REM ember in place of stipend

An appetizer, essentially an
out of this world guacamole
quasi Neptune salad,
...

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The Daily Star Thursday...

The Daily Star Thursday issue...

announces Summer Solstice 2024
regarding purr ray zing planetary earthlings
paying obeisance...

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June nineteenth one hundred...

June nineteenth one hundred and fifty nine years ago

The conclusion of the American Civil War commenced with the articles of surrender agreement of the Army of...

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What happened to my sex drive?

What happened to my sex drive?

(sung – in a round pussy willow warble - to the tune of --
Oh Where Oh Where has my little dog gone...

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THE HANDS OF JOHN

THE HANDS OF JOHN

The hands of the old man, too deep the lines I see,
The colour of paper bag browned by the sea,...

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Blunt edges of lower...

Blunt edges of lower dentures...

irksomely chafe and dig
(analogous to a bit size backhoe -
contracted courtesy local builders...

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Trumpeting and...

Trumpeting and mythologizing deranged deplorable basket case as demigod

Any idea regarding who unnamed individual earned such lofty title? I offer a clue, that averred person...

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I (Samson wannabe) feel...

I (Samson wannabe) feel aghast at latest turn of events regarding Gaza

Omnipresent grief and horror
abounds toward ceaseless killing fields
impossible mission for...

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The Real Glass Slipper

The Real Glass Slipper

Keep those Pretty HEELS on,
“All Night Long”.
A Right of Passage,
the Real Glass...

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A civil war ferociously...

A civil war ferociously raged...

within complex edifice...
derelict hulking corpse delineated courtesy
seared, singed,...

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Omnipresent lurch toward...

Omnipresent lurch toward authoritarianism...

The views and opinions herewith extemporized to spur discourse with me, or to be mindful when exercising...

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Doubting thomas doth hanker...

a house without gossips nor gonifs with the missus

Doubting thomas doth hanker to live in (or share)...

Maybe a pair of stray eyes
will alight on my post
might subsequently manifest destiny
...

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Wanderers

Wanderers

We once scoped blue skies in wonder
To question all our lives unveiled:
We flew, we danced,...