Elegy

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Mister money bags no more

Mister money bags no more

Ah..., how I idolize the days of yore
before June twentieth, and twenty first
two thousand...

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The broken piggy bank

The broken piggy bank

strewn into a bajillion little pieces

Unexpected largesse
yours truly patiently waits,...

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Apoplectic curmudgeon...

Apoplectic curmudgeon fumbles...

Jumpstarting outstanding undertaking...
bringing jouncy, spectacularly crafted,
nuanced,...

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Beyond the mourning of...

Beyond the mourning of bereavement

Today marks fourth anniversary of tragic deaths
an aching breaking heart – mine
remembers...

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Excerpt from “fake”...

Excerpt from “fake” encomium given years ago...

at Lake Wobegone High School (my alma mater),
and recently discovered ridiculous rough draft
...

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Happy National Friendship...

Happy National Friendship Day - August 6th, 2023

The idea of Friendship Day originated
in the United States in 1919,
proposed by Joyce Hall...

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Adumbrated aeration...

Adumbrated aeration regarding...

crafting reasonable poetic rhyme
nothing to sneeze... at chew
asthma lingua franca –
...

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Cadaverous climate...

Cadaverous climate controlled cave creature

(Idea birthed, engendered, and germinated
from Lombok Indonesia earthquakes
On 5 August 2018...

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Stricken with turbulence at...

Stricken with turbulence at about seventy two inches

Yours truly issuing a deafening rebel yell
bursting forth with such might
courtesy cooking...

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Housekeeping not a strong...

Housekeeping not a strong suit with the missus

(***warning ungapatchka language ahead***)
regarding following lines courtesy the missus,
who...

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Elusive pursuit endeavoring...

Elusive pursuit endeavoring to craft a great poem

I confess, no deliberate intent, yet often wonder
what spurs me to nudge, goad, coax, et cetera...

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POINT TO YOU

POINT TO YOU

Your words have been repeatedly playing in my head...

For my sake, I better not have really...

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Politesse pleases me...

Politesse pleases me...

thank you very much
for letting me clutch
your attention courtesy
sharing following...

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Jenin

Jenin is
a squalid city of poverty
where the bombs fall
like unwanted seeds
...

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BLOOD RAIN

PROMISE of LIFE

BLOOD RAIN

Imagine turning on your faucet only to see the running water is Blood Red...

You can not drink it...

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Once pawn a time...

Once pawn a time...

About four plus weeks after
frazzling fiasco from friggin fraudsters
white knight still...

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Ready...Aim...Fire!

Ready...Aim...Fire!

In light of tension twixt
brinkmanship rumbling one
East Asian Tiger
country otherwise...