Elegy

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Inapropos trois faux pas...

Inapropos trois faux pas jokingly blurted out...

yesterday August 30th, 2022.

The following fictitious account
predicated upon words spilling...

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Bedlam and mayhem in the...

Bedlam and mayhem in the mistress's boudoir

Nsync with variations on a theme:
of drool worthy Reuben Sandwich
(consisting of corned beef...

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Similar if not identical to...

umpteenth heat wave since onset of summer...

Similar if not identical to last year...

sizzles Delaware Valley today August 26th, 2022

Said geographical area composed of counties
...

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Traditional Solitaire...

Traditional Solitaire potential combinations...

that clenched another win (yahoo)
jimmied today August 15th, 2022 single handedly
just before...

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Most mind boggling...

Most mind boggling mysterious mortal

Mystification prevails stupefying yours truly
befuddled, he blindly stumbles along rocky
...

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Ace colonoscopy doctors...

Ace colonoscopy doctors Kellen Karl Kovalovich and Larry Borowsky

Though necessary to down:
four Dulcolax laxative tablets,
quaff half 238 gram bottle of...

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I relish sparring repartee...

I relish sparring repartee of clever quips...

Particularly, when voicing and/or
writing bon mots doth betake
chuckling clownlike me
...

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Private investigator

Leather bloom lay in it

Private investigator

They looking for a
Private investagator
I got a zip lock
Full of water
Wit a...

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Whar art thou dame of my...

Whar art thou dame of my dream?

Eagerness readily overtakes me prior
to succumbing to nightly slumber.

Tis boot a blink when...

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SO DELICIOUS salted caramel...

SO DELICIOUS salted caramel cluster made with cashew milk

Certified vegan;
Non-GMO Project Verified;
Free of dairy, lactose, soy, and gluten.
...

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Sickness and I

Sickness and I

The sickness feeds me
Starves me, and feeds me again
A sickness that dresses me
Makes...

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Prince Of A Cat - Ninth...

Prince Of A Cat - Ninth Life Long Since Spent

While rifling through outdated poems of mine
some written quite a number of years ago,
the...

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All

I’m an alone lonely loser
No matter who I have I’m never enough for them no matter what I do it will...

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Geoffrey

​​​​​​I will not be seeing you,
the rictus on your lips
told me, you
could not bare...

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Housekeeping not a strong...

Housekeeping not a strong suit with the missus

(***warning ungapatchka language ahead***)
regarding following lines courtesy the missus,
who...

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Yours truly embarks on wild...

Yours truly embarks on wild goose chase after elusive pot of gold

alternately titled: incorrigible lottery dreamer
big plans to relocate self and spouse
to...

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Ill suited for madcap...

One garden variety generic male - the
very writer of these words feels akin
to an anachronism...