Elegy

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I relish sparring repartee...

I relish sparring repartee of clever quips...

Particularly, when voicing and/or
writing bon mots doth betake
chuckling clownlike me
...

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Private investigator

Leather bloom lay in it

Private investigator

They looking for a
Private investagator
I got a zip lock
Full of water
Wit a...

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Whar art thou dame of my...

Whar art thou dame of my dream?

Eagerness readily overtakes me prior
to succumbing to nightly slumber.

Tis boot a blink when...

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SO DELICIOUS salted caramel...

SO DELICIOUS salted caramel cluster made with cashew milk

Certified vegan;
Non-GMO Project Verified;
Free of dairy, lactose, soy, and gluten.
...

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Sickness and I

Sickness and I

The sickness feeds me
Starves me, and feeds me again
A sickness that dresses me
Makes...

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Prince Of A Cat - Ninth...

Prince Of A Cat - Ninth Life Long Since Spent

While rifling through outdated poems of mine
some written quite a number of years ago,
the...

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All

I’m an alone lonely loser
No matter who I have I’m never enough for them no matter what I do it will...

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Geoffrey

​​​​​​I will not be seeing you,
the rictus on your lips
told me, you
could not bare...

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Housekeeping not a strong...

Housekeeping not a strong suit with the missus

(***warning ungapatchka language ahead***)
regarding following lines courtesy the missus,
who...

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Yours truly embarks on wild...

Yours truly embarks on wild goose chase after elusive pot of gold

alternately titled: incorrigible lottery dreamer
big plans to relocate self and spouse
to...

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Ill suited for madcap...

One garden variety generic male - the
very writer of these words feels akin
to an anachronism...

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Oh Mondseer: the muck cob...

which I can prov-olone huck curd

(within Trump con feta ration) – as cheesy poem!

Yea of course writing ideas unstoppably
...

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Replete with Colonial Army...

Though I posted the following poem
(B)efore (C)ovid, a sense
of glee donned my being
...

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Manifestation of métier write

Manifestation of métier write

As an indie alt rock'n
tribe beck ha rolling stone dishabille poet,
who views challenge of...

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Anti Establishmentarian -...

The following poem crafted
not quite thirty months ago,
when severe bad hair day
found...

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Mosque cowed covenant I...

Mosque cowed covenant I keep Putin off...

and withheld broadcasting
the following communication
tucked away these many years,
...

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Ah...Satisfactorily...

Ah...Satisfactorily Succumbing Into Salubrious Sleep

Aye sandman, I surrender to yar supreme governance
surreal spectacular soiree gifts subconscious...