Plastic Teen Girl Dream

Fluffy! Shiny! Teensy-tiny!
Strip me, dress me, sell me, buy me!
Puffy! Cutesy! Dearest diary!
I feel so light without my organs! ~

Lesser! Yessir! Weigh and measure!
Light as a feather, made of pleasure!
Softer, cuter, better than her!
I’ve carved my way to nice proportions! ~

Slashing, patching, detaching, matching!
Super dashing, can’t stop splashing!
Gagged by centimetres, kill the cheaters!
Stomachs bursting, can’t stop laughing! ~

Snapping! Cracking! Body’s collapsing!
My beautiful work’s all unwrapping!
No slacking, keep scattering, stay wonderfully dazzling!
Why is this happening?!