eletric pee

pat  was diying for a piss one day,

his pee was leaking into his welly,

he looked around for a  place to piss,,

he now has a pain in his belly ,

the pain is  getting to much ,

 look  a ditch,that makes perfect sence,

little did the fool know ,

that ditch has an eletric fence,

droped his fly as fast as he could ,

and pissed like a new born baby that cries ,

but he peed an to that eletric fence ,

and blew his  balls out through his eyes ,

he falls to the ground in a heep,

holding his willy and crying ,

o holy mary mother of god ,

this is it i am  fucking dying ,

he lookes down at his balls ,

that could light up the night sky ,

they where glowing both of them ,

like two fire fly´s,

he stands up shaking his head ,

saying lifs a fucken bitch ,

so the next time  want to piss ,

 i wont do it in a ditch ,

writen 

by

paul o carroll