ELIZABETH

What's in a name, Elizabeth would not be first,
Bet and others would not just be the very worst;
we can shorten like the girl guides, dib, dib, dib,
then at the end of the day, it turned out to be Lib.

Sometimes it's a pet and ended up being Lizbet,
ER is no cover, royalty was just snared in the net;
it's not finished, somewhat reminiscent of Caeser,
today it moved along and conveniently became Liza.

Now Harry had other ideas, always in someone's debt,
so then it had to be like somebody else called Lillibet;
it really may be best to do little like my fair lady Eliza,
is that your real name, did they continue to tease her.

All these comparisons may be of no account and petty,
but then so many like you ended up being called Betty.