EMPTY PROMISES

It's fun to 'cock a snook' sometimes don't you think,
although those puzzle compilers make your spirits sink,
laying false trails, double letters, shouldn't meddle too,
but they do, I'm a professional, means I'm smarter than you.

You leave false paper trails, I'll give you all it entails,
I have my 'Dan Word' information if everything else fails;
never mind cross words, you told me that you would perform,
it would be nice if you could for a change, blow down a storm.

The things that you promised me - in sickness and in health,
so what happened - didn't quite work that way, never mind wealth;
never mind the unexpected, wasn't all good when penis erected,
in fact, as  it turned out, might have been better being protected.

You see that chocolate wrapper, symptomatic like when you lied,
because it's a set-up - deliberately positioned with nothing inside!