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ENGLISH BEER

ENGLISH BEER

Give it a go and give it a try
I know you will like it I'm not gonna lie
Try it on Tuesday I will also be here
It comes in a glass and we call it beer

I'm a foreigner on your English landΒ 
Beer and pubs are something I don't understandΒ 
However with my English mate with me by my side
On Tuesday night I will go with him just for the ride

I sipped and drank beer on that Tuesday night
Four pints later I was quite a sightΒ 
I chuckled to myself when I saw my English mate
He was worse for wear and not looking great

I will always remember my experience of English beer
The following morning it leaves your head feeling queer

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