Epic

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An anticlimactic sexual...

An anticlimactic sexual event...

with Barb Black nΓ©e Beebee
to help set the ghost
of little Willy Brandt free
(a non...

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IF THE USA HAD A QUEEN

BEAUTIFUL and ABANDONED

IF THE USA HAD A QUEEN

Why have you never tried a Queen?

If you could...

Maybe you could get her out of hiding?...

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COME HOME SAFE and SOUND

COME HOME SAFE and SOUND

Christmas is fast approaching...

I know you're missing home and they're missing you...

...

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FOR SALE?

FOR SALE?

The possibility of being on a Stairway to Heaven...

I used to think if it was for sale...

...

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IT'S A WEED EATER

IT COULD BE A PILE UP

IT'S A WEED EATER

Gas powered Leaf blowers are illegal in some places...

They said they would bring unity...

...

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THE WAY IT'S SUPPOSED...

THE WAY IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE

Many will be amongst the Wide...

​​​​​​Few will be amongst the Narrow...

It would not make...

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MAYOR SAID NO WHITES

Boston, Massachusetts

MAYOR SAID NO WHITES

While no one stands up and say nothing at all...

The Mayor made a correction to invitations sent...

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YUMMY!

YUMMY!

Sparrowsong are you thirsty?

What do you have?

How about a refreshing glass of water?...

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HEY GERARD!

HEY GERARD!

SURPRISE!

​​Here's something that I hoped you would like...

I don't know your favorite...

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WHEN VOLCANOES ERUPT

WHEN VOLCANOES ERUPT

Volcanoes can change the Earth...

They can make the Earth hotter or colder...

They can take...

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RIGHT WAY RIGHT

To Heaven

RIGHT WAY RIGHT

I hope I'm not on the Wrong Highway...

Wait...

Does anyone know if I'm going the right way...

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THANK YOU With a MEET and...

For my Chillin' Fans and New...

THANK YOU  With a  MEET and GREET

Sometimes we feel like we just need a chill...

Something a little more less...

​​​​​​If I'm...

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YOU ARE AWESOME!

FOR MY FANS

YOU ARE AWESOME!

Your Time is important...

You fit me in it...

​​​​​​If you weren't trying to bless me......

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WHY WOULD I WANT TO SEE IT?

Laugh because, you think it's funny...

Laugh because, you chose to live it?

​​​​​​Laugh...

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FICTIONAL BIO:

FICTIONAL BIO:

The missus asked me
(hitherto known as her bozo)
just mere moments ago
to craft...

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SCHOOL BOARD?

They're looking for Good people to show up...

Show the truth...

Maybe, you could add new...

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COULD YOU HAVE USED A...

COULD YOU HAVE USED A LITTLE GREEN

Could you use a few dollars?

Could it have come in a little handy sometimes?

A few more...