Epic

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Fixer Upper

Sweat Equity

Fixer Upper

We got what we paid for,
and
we will work to make it what we want.

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C'mon Gimme A Botox...

C'mon Gimme A Botox Smile!

Before you engage in bacchanalia
with this sixty four year old,
married Caucasian male,...

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WGAC CHRISTMAS TREE

Bad Rap

WGAC CHRISTMAS TREE

What's so great about a Christmas Tree?

The needles can fall off and make a mess...

If they...

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many timmes I wonder about myself seeking help cause all else is lost 5 at big cost tearing me down where...

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WGAC JESUS STYLE

WGAC JESUS STYLE

Chains break free...

​​​​​​Shoulder weights get lifted off...

It's more difficult for an...

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WGAC DAY

WGAC DAY

Christmas every day would be so cool...

People keeping the feeling going...

We could decide...

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Future time traveler looks...

Future time traveler looks back one century ago

I exhibit health and virility at one hundred and
64 years astride planet earth, whereby spouse,...

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BELIEVE

BELIEVE

THERE'S ALWAYS HOPE!

sparrowsong

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HAS YOUR TIDE TURNED?

HAS YOUR TIDE TURNED?

You woke up this morning...

Good morning!

What a rich and fabulous time you are having?...

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On wanting to become a...

On wanting to become a Norwegian bachelor farmer

I (Matthew Scott Harris, a nineteen seventy seven Methacton alum, and an eccentric and opportunistic...

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THE NAME CALLING CONTINUES

THE NAME CALLING CONTINUES

Do you know this is what's being said about you now?

You all sound like a bunch of Monsters......

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DARN IT IT'S A TEAR...

DARN IT IT'S A TEAR JERKER!

Excuse me?

Hi Sparrowsong...

Hi...

What's wrong?

Do you have tissues?...

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prevaricated mildly graphic...

prevaricated mildly graphic blurb

I (for half life of mine,
aa Norwegian bachelor farmer)
crafts gonadal venal zest
...

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Watching nature

Watching nature

I love to sit and watch nature
The birds that fly and sing the
Animals that run through...

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ANY OTHER WAY

ANY OTHER WAY

If the World was a Savings Bank you would probably save it all...

If you could have every desire...

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Come post presidential...

Come post presidential election 2024...

heil to the Wharton chief firebrand -
more worrisome than an ovarian cyst
every race,...

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CARTOON TIME

SPECIAL

Dancing and Singing Critters...

They were slower and calmer when they were younger...

Right...