Epic

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ONLY ONE LIFE

ONLY ONE LIFE

Mistakes I made...

Mistakes I owned...

I held on to some even when it would have been okay...

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NOW, THE DOGS GET EXCITED

NOW, THE DOGS GET EXCITED

Someone's here...

Are you expecting Company?

Turn up the Television...

​​​​We can't...

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Cruel fate nixed our sites...

Cruel fate nixed our sites set for buying a hoagie

Yours truly and the wife
tended to some errands,
which included going
to the Limerick...

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THE ENDING IS THE FUNNIEST...

THE ENDING IS THE FUNNIEST PART

You became Myth...

You became Legend...

You knew the entire Story before the rest of the...

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Cash strapped despondent...

in unrelenting deep purple Depeche Mode crisis...

Cash strapped despondent citizen banker

the yeast you could do
for a crusty and crabby old man,
(who I know
like the back of...

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STAY AMUSED

STAY AMUSED

People get offended when you laugh at them...

They don't think you find them funny?

Were...

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Alexa echo rocks ages of...

Alexa echo rocks ages of generations!

The species and genus
known as Homo sapiens
predominated across the webbed wide world
...

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THE PUPPET MASTER

THE PUPPET MASTER

One is never enough...

How cute...

Another willing participant...

Please have a...

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BUGS WHY NOT?

BUGS WHY NOT?

New Conversation...

Where are you from?

Sparrowsong shouldn't you say Hello first?

...

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THE RESEMBLANCE IS UNCANNY

THE RESEMBLANCE IS UNCANNY

Have you ever just knew something and you just couldn't put your finger on it?

Then it finally...

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TRUTH DOESN'T DIE IN...

TRUTH DOESN'T DIE IN THE HANDS OF COWARDS

Do you notice when someone's credibility is shot, how their behavior changes?

They will fight to...

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Prolonged offal bout...

Upteenth instance where yours truly experienced assault upon...

Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation... redux revisited

A worse hellish fate than perdition
and the closest in the throes
of agonizing death scene...

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WHERE WERE YOU?

WHERE WERE YOU?

Hundreds of thousands were lost when we opened the Border...

People were asking with no reply as...

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PUBLIC SCHOOLS IF YOU HATE...

PUBLIC SCHOOLS IF YOU HATE YOUR CHILDREN?

Follow the Path of Five Stations...

​​​​​​You will hear phrases going back to Want Workers Not...

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COUNTRY WIDE RECOMMENDED

COUNTRY WIDE RECOMMENDED

Why would anyone want to leave Beautiful California?

It's so pretty...

The Grass is always...

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CELEBRATING OR FREAKING OUT?

You're Not Alone

CELEBRATING OR FREAKING OUT?

You have decided to put your Citizens first?

Are your Citizens happy or mad as hell?

Did...

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DON'T BE AN OVERWHELMER

DON'T BE AN OVERWHELMER

Show Respect...

Ask the Canadians...

If you wait on an entire State you might be waiting...