Erotic

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Innocence

Exploring the Complexities of Modern Relationships

Innocence

No bonds, no promises, no ties to keep,
A situationship, a story strange and deep.

Once the...

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Though married yours truly ...

Though married yours truly (me)...

unabashedly dole out unadulterated
indirect flattery to a porcelain moon goddess.

I found...

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Miniscule male member doth...

Miniscule male member doth bend sinister

impossible mission of mine to bare witness
whereby mine (whore rubble) puny phallic
...

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Victorious flirtatious...

Victorious flirtatious foreplay

I awoke early - now my body will sleep,
though thoughts rise like the Azores
of snuggling...

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February 27th, 2018...

February 27th, 2018 literary tinkering rejiggered October 11th, 2024

I believed fortune cookie maxim
cryptic message couched
Apple Macbook Pro update process...

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Barely Touching

With tips of fingers
barely
touching but still,
each one
feeling every fine...

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I aim to live in the here ...

I aim to live in the here (ahem hair) and now...

despite entrenched familiar
obsessive compulsive disorder behavior
distracting me courtesy...

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Chokehold

Chokehold

My gaze falls on his face,
But my eyes look right through him,
Searching for you.
He...

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I feel in fĂĽhrer rated and...

I feel in fĂĽhrer rated and envious...

entrapped within webbed wide world
weft as a rump pulled stilts skein
at warp speed...

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The reign of Stormy Daniels

The reign of Stormy Daniels

born Stephanie Gregory Clifford
alternately titled:
breast damned fallacy hi-jinxed!

...

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Just Friends

Desire hides her flushed face in the crook of my arm.
So tenderly you sang me a lullaby that one...

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I share one of my earlier...

I share one of my earlier attempts at cerebral entertainment.

I share one of my earlier attempt at cerebral entertainment.
Folie Ă  deux
("shared madness,"...

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Simple one

Simple and untainted
is what I find
n your crazy sweet smile
No complicated holograms...

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Love your Mother

NO body will ever Love you like Your Mother! She has the kind of Love like no Other. So always love Your...

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Fuck Ann Summers

Non Brits may not get this one either .. for those that don...


Fuck Ann Summers
let’s make out with a feather,
a couple of oysters
a handful...

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Vivid memories

what would I have to change Who would I have to be to slip into your arms I want to make sweet love to you...

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Dream love

Dream love

Take my hand let me lead the way tell me all you want to say.
Whisper in my ear, make your whims...