Escort Story #2
Escort Story #2
    (circa 1994)
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I am coming home from a Bible Study
I use to lead in Jackson Heights in Queens
at Charles and Mirna’s home. It is near
La Guardia Airport, and a large plane
taking off flies over every 5 minutes
shaking the apartment as we “fellowship.”
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At the street corner across from a
Shop Rite is a woman on the corner
looking in and out of her purse,
looking up to the sky,
walking around and looking on
the ground for something.
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I roll the window down in the 1979
sky blue Oldsmobile my Nana and
Grandpa Short gave to me as a gift.
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Everything Okay?
“No. I had some money, and now I can’t find it.
I had my five dollars in Shop Rite, but now I
can’t find it! Can you help me find it?”
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I pull the car over and we walk over to
the food store.
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What do you do for a living?
“I am a hair dresser.”
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I can tell by her dog breath and unkempt look
and hooker outfit, she is a lady of the evening.
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As we get closer to the store, I think, she is
just hoping I give her $5 as a gift.
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We walk into the store and I say,
Let’s retrace your steps.
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She begins walking into the store,
and we walk over to the meat isle,
and she says,  “I was standing over here
checking out the prices, then I walked
out of the store.
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I stand and begin looking up and down
the white and green Mauorette linoleum
flooring in the flickering mood lighting
of florescent light bulbs.
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I pray, “God please help me. How can I really
help this woman?”  I feel the urge to get down on
my knees where the meat aisle cooler metaling
meets the floor, I see a small corner of paper
dark green, light green and some black ink.
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I grab it with my finger nails, and I pull out
what turns out to be a $5 dollar bill.
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“Does this look familiar Ma’am?”
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Like the poor old woman in the gospels who
lost a coin celebrating when she finds it again,
the hooker smiles nodding her head with
the “I told you so” look.
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