Poem -

Excuse Me Mr.

Are you my momma's new boyfriend
She is inside waiting on you
She is looking and smelling good
Excuse me Mr. where's your hood

Will you be my brand new daddy
We have had seven already
Come in sir, she is still dressing
That's her in the back room fussing

Can you please give me some money
I wont go and buy more candy
See Mr. my teeth are still white
Keeping my momma over night???

Are you rich or poor? tell me now!!
Is that money in your bag? wow!!!
You ain't got no rims on ya car?
Are you taking my momma far?

Are you coming in yes or no?
If I'm real quiet, can i go
We did not eat at all today
Momma says to-nite is payday

Will you too, fight with my daddy
My mom says all men are crazy
I only saw him once in life
It's that day we had the most strife

Little girl, im just the mailman
I deliver mail, understand?
Please, before I leave, shot your doors
Else I'm the brunt of dossiers

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