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Excuses,Excuses

Forget it
You must be kidding
Well I started it but my grandad used it as bait when he went fishing
I’ve caught the flare and I'm  now a crank who's beyond the gone
I kept checking the mail for my acceptance letter to Hogwarts
I was trying to find Finn and the other exorcists
My hands are painted on
I was at Camp Half Blood and was  sent on a quest from Zeus
Times up? uh oh …
All I have is a dumb list of excuses.
Do you like it? really ? No kidding.
Thanks a lot . would you like to hear another one?

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