Fact or Fiction?

Fact, a mouse isn’t lured by abit of cheese ?
Truth is it prefers sweeter treats, grains & fruits
So if you are trying trapping him
Bait with any of these

Fiction, rodents like the rabbits
abolutely love a carrot ?
Fact is they much prefer hay or grass
You’d be better giving carrots to a parrot

Fiction, we think that monkeys adore bananas ?
But in reality this is not so
They are to sweet for primates
So they are bad fot them you know

Fact, feeding bread to the birds
Isn’t really very wise ?
It becomes toxic to them
If it goes mouldy when it lies

Fiction says that bees always sting then die ?
But this isn’t always the case
So beware of the buzzer when its flying by

Fact has it we are only 6 ft from a rat ?
In realality that is utter rubbish
They can be from 70 ft away
So it’s thank goodness for that!!!

Fiction tells us earwigs like to crawl in our ear ?
That’s a load of nonsense too
This would be highly unlikely if one was near

Honestly all these facts & fictions
Which we all believe are true
Just a load of ‘Poppycock’ 
That’s made up ‘Out of the blue’