FASHION

I`m sitting all alone !! feeling so sad !!

Because my date should have been a real treat.!!

But the style that I chose?

OH BOY !!  It was a   DEFINATE!!   NO !!!

Now we`ll probably never again meet !!

It was meant to surprise him !

OH !!!... that poor gorgeous hunk !!

I`m so sorry that I made such a boob !!

I wonder !! 

Will he be willing to waite a while

To allow me to improve the mood ?

I should never have got that unsuitable style  !!.

I thought I could carry it well !!.

But my figure`s too round !!

OH LORD !! HELP ME PLEASE !!!...

Oh flippin heck !! now look what I`ve done !!

Now it`ll be impossible to sell !!!

NOW !!!...  I understand why I was getting all those stares !!

As I stood in the queue at the till !!

They had me blushing so much !! 

I was getting all hot and bothered !! 

It really did show me up !!

So I quickly gathered my purchase and ran down the stairs !!!

Now I`ve promised myself !! NEXT TIME !!,

I`ve got to be more self aware !!