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Feed me now ?

Feed me now ?

I’m not a fussy eater
Everything edible is good
Infact there’s hardly anything
That I wouldn’t eat if I could
Mind you I do not like ā€˜galaxy’
Tho that’s the only chocolate I hate
The trouble is with eating cadbury’s
I put on far too much weight
But I simply just adore it
The texture & it’s yummy taste
Dam tho it is fattening & adds inches to my waist

Another thing I dislike
Is those tinned butter beans
Yuk I just can’t stand them things
Tho I don’t mind canned beans green
Oh yes I hate black liquorice, aniseed as well
I cannot abide either of those
They make me as sick as hell

So there you are that’s all my distastes
As I said there’s not much I won’t eat
So you see there’s not alot I waste
Although I’ve found I’ve an allergy to wheat

Dam that is a nuisance coz I love all kinds of bread
& that ā€˜gluten free’ no wheat stuff
Is something that I dread
It takes absolutely awful
Not like doughy bread at all
Infact its very dry so its like eating a stone wall

Haha gimme food whether its meat, veg or fish
I simply adore feeding my face
Doesn’t matter what the dish
Mmm mince & dumplings
Fish & chips & chicken pie
Apple crumble, spotted dick
I love them all I tell no lie
I’m too greedy to go on a diet
So I go walking at a fast pace
But I can tell you ā€˜on the quiet’
It’s just so I can feed my face?

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