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Feed me now ?

Feed me now ?

Iā€™m not a fussy eater
Everything edible is good
Infact thereā€™s hardly anything
That I wouldnā€™t eat if I could
Mind you I do not like ā€˜galaxyā€™
Tho thatā€™s the only chocolate I hate
The trouble is with eating cadburyā€™s
I put on far too much weight
But I simply just adore it
The texture & itā€™s yummy taste
Dam tho it is fattening & adds inches to my waist

Another thing I dislike
Is those tinned butter beans
Yuk I just canā€™t stand them things
Tho I donā€™t mind canned beans green
Oh yes I hate black liquorice, aniseed as well
I cannot abide either of those
They make me as sick as hell

So there you are thatā€™s all my distastes
As I said thereā€™s not much I wonā€™t eat
So you see thereā€™s not alot I waste
Although Iā€™ve found Iā€™ve an allergy to wheat

Dam that is a nuisance coz I love all kinds of bread
& that ā€˜gluten freeā€™ no wheat stuff
Is something that I dread
It takes absolutely awful
Not like doughy bread at all
Infact its very dry so its like eating a stone wall

Haha gimme food whether its meat, veg or fish
I simply adore feeding my face
Doesnā€™t matter what the dish
Mmm mince & dumplings
Fish & chips & chicken pie
Apple crumble, spotted dick
I love them all I tell no lie
Iā€™m too greedy to go on a diet
So I go walking at a fast pace
But I can tell you ā€˜on the quietā€™
Itā€™s just so I can feed my face?

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