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FILL THE PANTRY BY HEARTSTRINGS

FILL THE PANTRY BY HEARTSTRINGS

Hi I'm back!

Sparrowsong what took you so long?

You told me to do my best...

Didn't you?

Yes...

​​​​​​The best I could do is find everything with a twenty-five year shelf life...

That's great!

Where is it?

I left it at the store...

You did what?

​​​​​​I did us a favor...

I think I need to sit down Sparrowsong...

Are you getting another one of those headaches again?

Yes, they seem to come on suddenly...

You should go to the Doctor...

​​​​​​Sparrowsong what do you think would happen if a bird is the cause?

Oh I see...

We should go together...

Together why?

When they see how cute I am...

They'll definitely say that's impossible...

They'll find the real problem...

Great idea...

Right?

​​​​​​Sparrowsong?

Yup...

Did you buy anything from the store?

I sure did...

What?

A popcorn maker...

A what?

You know Popcorn?

​​​​​I don't know if I'm ready for this...

Sparrowsong what?

What?

Why a popcorn maker?

Oh that's simple really...

It's not bugs...

It was on sale...

That's a plus...

You can add different flavorings...

Another plus...

It's cheap enough...

Another plus...

You can eat it with your hands, and on the go...

If someone breaks in to steal our food...

They'll just see popcorn...

​​​​​I would be able to talk to the robber...

The robber might beΒ in shock...

Maybe, he would listen...

I will say...

Hello Robber person...

I'm sorry all we have is popcorn...

If you could be so kind and give me $5 I sure would appreciate something else to eat...

Throw in another $5 and you can join us...

I just want to know if Robbers have heartstrings...

Why did you leave the food on the shelf at the store?

You still haven't answered that...

Think about it...

​​​​​​We might not be here in twenty-five years...

To me that's a lot of money wasted...

Right?

​​​​​​Sparrowsong...

You must really enjoy confusing me...

I don't mind doing it if that's what you mean...

Take something for the headache...

Time for me to put the popcorn away...

sparrowsong

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