FINDING A WIFE

William Harris led an interesting life 
Travelled around Europe to find a wife
First on the list for the loving Mister Harris
Was the romantic and pretty city of Paris 

The Parisian girls were nice that's for sure 
No wife material though so off to Warsaw
Polish girls were also very friendly too
A wife though I'm afraid they wouldn't do 

William then visited the land of the Dutch 
The girls there he liked so very much 
All of them polite and always said please 
No wife for William as he didn't like cheese 

Italy was next on William's very long list 
An opportunity too good to be missed 
Wine and women the perfect combination 
No wife though no cause for celebration 

So returned back to England William did go 
All kinds of English girls were on show 
He found a wife and then settled down 
She made him happy as a circus clown