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First Time

To say I wasn't nervous I would be a lying,

didn't know what I was doing,

I was really trying.

Relying on friends stories and dirty movies,

tried somethings,

that was only made for the movies.

I got more out of the episode the her,

came so fast,

had no choice but to try and put my face in her fur.

They say experience is a teacher,

I can testify,

I learned that sex is more than making my penis cry.

The woman needs is just as important as mine,

first time experience,

has made me just fine! 

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