Said I Love You But I Lied

Saying I love her just to have sex,
didn't realize what would happen next,
showing up in front of my steps,
all times of night receiving text.
The love would carries weight,
she believed when I said it,
just after the fifth date.
Gave me her treasure,
she was saving for marriage,
but I took advantage,
use that word for leverage.
Telling her I love her fastest,
was a disaster,
if I wanted some sex,
just couldn't try to ask her.
Now I got a stalker on my hands,
she's acting insane,
guess I'm a typical man,
not thinking with my penis,
not thinkingĀ with my brain.
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Scary thought Maurice, great warning to those fellow men who think with their nether regions ha ha!!! Ā Great humour, great write. Ā A vote from me:)