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FOLLOW THE LEATHER-FACED MAN

FOLLOW THE LEATHER-FACED MAN

Follow the leather-faced man.
He's always smoking fat cigars
while driving 1950's cars.
We're not sure if they are scars...
That's beside point though
because nevertheless, his
facial crevices crevice real far.
His eyes are cartoon, beady stars.
Spent his life in and
out from behind bars.
Yellow stains, wallpapered teeth,
seem to creep onto his cheeks.
His skin juice stinks but, wow, does
Leather-Face ever take time to
stop and just think.
Follow the leather-faced man.

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