Fooled By Facebook

Good afternoon Sarah what's on your mind?

Well Jennie's won the lotto and she's splashing wads of cash a month from now she's broke again but she won't tell Facebook that. 
John has disappeared again which means he's gaining an ex, it's no secret he'll inbox random girls asking them for sex, please don't even get me started on those desperate fuck boy requests.
Everyones on a diet or pumping their body's with crap is it in aim of that perfect selfie? Because there's so much wrong with that. 
Stop it with the snap chat Jess you are not a friggin cat! Caption says 'do I look cute?' I can't even comment on that. 
Oh and then there's Simon there's always something wrong, show Simon a sign of sympathy and its 'PM me back please babes' all night long. 
Cara got back with her ex last month after a three and a half year split, but tomorrow is their eight year anniversary and nobody questions it?
I saw Hannah in town the other day with her expensive basket of beauty fakery shit! little Charlie had a flimsy pound shop tractor her status 'out spoiling my kid' 
Don't be fooled by Facebook their lives are not all bliss everything is filtered you see only the very best bits. 
Like Becky's new posh car, it's on disability for her mum but she won't tell Facebook that, it's a picture of the new ride with the caption 'Treating myself Brum Brum'. 
The lives that look so perfect really are the worst ok Melissa so you own a few businesses but you sniff coke daily there's a gram in the zip pocket of your purse. 
Fuck off fake Facebook you ain't fooling me! Two thousand six hundred and thirty eight friends is not your reality!