Poem -

FOR I'M A LONDONER NOW

Found my way round London like a boss 
Know the best way to Piccadilly and Kings Cross
For I'm a Londoner now 
Seen the sights Big Ben and the like 
Taken a cycle journey on a Boris bike 
For I'm a Londoner now 

I've been on the tubes and on a red bus 
Got into Harrods without any fuss 
For I'm a Londoner now 
Seen the Arsenal play and the Spurs too
Chelsea and Fulham I still must do 
For I'm a Londoner now 

I have ate jellied eels in the East end 
Learnt the lingo my mucker is a friend 
For I'm a Londoner now 
I had a good time seeing a West end show
London dear reader is the city to go 
For I'm a Londoner now

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