Found in Translation

False Prophet:      "There is only one Mediator between God and mankind: the Mighty Cigarette"

Potential Devotee:      "Great. I have a message for God, tell him he can fuck off!"

MC:      "God....

Angel:      "What are you doing mate?"

MC:      "I'm conveying a message to God."

Angel:      "Sorry buddy, God can't hear you. He only listens to holiness."

MC:      "Are you holy?"

Angel:      "Yes."

MC:      "Well then, pass on this message to God: 'The people are telling you to fuck off!' 

Angel:      "I couldn't possibly repeat that!"

MC:      "Why not?"

Angel:      "Because I am holy."

PD:      "Mighty Cigarette, you're back! What did God say?"

MC:      "Erm... I couldn't get the message through, sorry."

PD:      "Oh."

True Prophet:      "Have you tried the other Mediator?"

PD:      "What, the Porn Industry?"

TP:      "No, not that. Yashua."

PD:      "Yashua?"

TP:      "He got my message through."

PD:      "Really?"

TP:       "Yep!"

PD:      "Great!"

....

Messiah Yashua:      "I'm listening. Just let me know if you want me to convey the message."

PD:      "By all means pass on my message. Tell God I said he can fuck off!"

MY:      "Father, I come to you with a message. The people are saying: 'Save us! We are sad and hurting and tired and angry!"