FRYING PANS WITH LEGS

We bought some lovely things the other day.

Just bits and pieces, nothing much.

But I really have to say

Those curtains make me blush.

Now I hate them ever so much.

They are big red poppies and little green leaves

But in the dark!!

They metamorph, into frying pans with sleeves.

Then just as dawn breaks, they grow legs

And terrify the bejesus out of him indoors.

That is not so easily done!

He`s 6ft 4 and 19 stone!!!