Fudge the fat Cat 🐱🤣

Contented as a cozy cat curled up on a mat
Lying lazily lavished in a state of sheer luxury, overfed and fat
Purring pleasingly right beside where her mistress is at
Whilst this little old lady carefully and gently, brushes out a mattered tat..

Happy as a Hippopotamus soaking in sludge
This apathetic animal will not budge
And some exercise would do her good, idle Fudge
But because of her sheer size she could only trudge..

So she only steps outside when she wants a wee
Leaving it a little too late sometimes lazily
Dribbling from bursting at the seams disgustingly
But her Mistress is as blind as a bat unfortunately…