Full Breakfast

I work all day
I work all night
I hump them rings with mighty might
the lads they call me Big Bad Fred
eeh I'll have a full breakfast with fried bread
I go for a drink.
cos Im not tight
out with mi mates on a Friday night
if mam locks me out I sleep in the shed
..and I have a full breakfast with fried bread
I say what I think
I think I'm pretty bright
when I have a shower
I stand up right
Im a man from mi bare feet up to me head
I'll have a full breakfast with fried bread..
Im good for a laugh
Im good for a fight
I do a spot of fishing and I get a bite
there's one bit a missing I aint yet wet..
eeh have a full breakfast with fried bread..
Now there's this lass..a bit of alright
I see her in the canteen ..cor what a sight !
I give her the eye but all she's ever said..
" A FULL BREAKFAST WITH FRIED BREAD ? !"

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