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FUNERAL HOME ADVERTISEMENT

FUNERAL HOME ADVERTISEMENT

Sparrowsong here's the Mail...

Electric Bill, Phone Bill...

Another Funeral Home Advertisement...

Sparrowsong why do you keep them for awhile?

Inspiration...

Inspiration?

Yup...

Doesn't everyone?

No...

Oh well...

I like them...

They're pretty...

Pretty?

Yes...

The Buildings and Vehicle's to get you when it's all over are a pretty nice Ride...

Look...

That's what I call Luxury...

Then the Pictures take you inside...

Some have really nice Furniture...

Don't you think?

Lots of Caskets too Sparrowsong...

I save those for you...

You need a Box...

You know me...

It's going in the Dirt in the Ground...

You just have to fit...

Right?

What do you need a Pillow?

If I put a Rock under your head...

I dare you to jump up and say...

Ouch!

I'm supposed to have been dead for years...

They just keep on hoping...

Anything to make money because, we lived...

It's like picking out a University...

They're going to have to wait for my final decision...

You're changing your mind about the Hill?

No, of course not...

What?

Do you think I'm wishy washy?

No...

You set your mind to something...

It's usually something real bad to make you change your mind...

​​​​​​When you're Dead I have to call a Funeral Home right?

If I am already Dead...

You're going to have to stick it on the Refrigerator or something...

Someone might find it one day...

I made you a Note to put with it...

To Whom it may concern...

I don't know what made you look here...

Was it the smell?

Please Call this number and they'll know what to do...

Sparrowsong you're very thoughtful...

Has anyone ever told you that?

Yup...

You're Welcome...

sparrowsong Ice Queen

 

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Terry Reeves

Hi Sparrow,
Amazing - they ask me
If I have a funeral plan -
I say yes - I'm not having one.
Love,
Terry.

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sparrowsong

Hello Terry...

Exactly...

The way I see it...

We'll be Dead...

There's enough Slabs and Refrigeration to go around...

What are going to do...

Get hypothermia?

If not there's just more flaws?

We're no longer the decision maker...

Right?

A new outlook on the whole...

R.I.P. if you ask me...

Thank you for your kind comment and support...

sparrowsong Ice Queen

 

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