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FUNKY MONKEY AND GORDON GIRAFFE

Mr and Mrs Monkey had a monkey son 
Like other monkeys he swung on trees for fun 
He also ate bananas like other monkeys do 
Beat his chest daily at exactly half past two 

However this monkey was different from the rest 
The swagger he had suggested he was the best
All the zookeepers christened him Funky Monkey 
He is easy to spot as his body frame is chunky 

So if you see Funky Monkey in your local zoo 
Say hello from me please and thank you 
He really is a great entertainer and a good laugh
You will find him in his pen next to Gordon the giraffe

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