Best

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Diagnosed with NON...

Diagnosed with NON contagious, yet incurable case of logorrhea...,

yielded following resultant fiction,
which arbitrarily selected thread
first popped into my...

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Lemme regale you with...

Lemme regale you with splendid and fabulous exuberance

Despite being an amateur
paperback writer wannabe,
whose storied protagonist
stars...

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si tu t'appelles...

si tu t'appelles melancolie - oui

if your name is melancholy,
the scant tidbits I know of French.

perfect cold day to down...

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Happiness is a new wireless...

Happiness is a new wireless mouse

I bought from Staples earlier today
November 18th, 2024
cuz the the older one malfunctioned...

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ALAFFIA EVERYDAY COCONUT...

ALAFFIA EVERYDAY COCONUT SHAMPOO

Yours truly (me)
just an ordinary primate from the human zoo,
who while ambling along...

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SAFELINK TracFone...

SAFELINK TracFone unanimously synonymous...

not only as my lifeline,
and connectivity insurance
with family, friends and strangers,...

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Everyone nose, especially...

Everyone nose, especially Al R. Gee, I haint no otolaryngologist

Nonetheless this bard arse
videre licet punster mocker feels gratitude
courtesy Kaitlyn...

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For some enchanted evenings...

For some enchanted evenings...

The following scenario imagined
after the hoopla of
Democratic National Convention miracle...

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After drenching biblical...

After drenching biblical rainfall...

verdant green acres covered the planet of the apes
like a petticoat junction
donning barrel...

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Happy shiny tummy courtesy....

Happy shiny tummy courtesy...I REM ember in place of stipend

An appetizer, essentially an
out of this world guacamole
quasi Neptune salad,
...

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strong

Alone

strong

And In the end All
I learned Was how
To be strong Alone.

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the best is yet to come

the best is yet to come

I'm saving
all the good that's in me
my caring, my understanding
the love
I...

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Bartender Oh Bartender

Bartender Oh Bartender

(a stout rendition of O Captain! My Captain!
Perfect rhythmic rhyme with tonic
when the doth...

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Occupations

Occupations

If I went back, I wouldn't change a thing, not much,
it was good, I avoided accountancy and '...

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The Motherland

The Motherland

It's gone, but no it hasn't, we've still got Cheshunt;
now, you Americans must forgive my...

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Buster

Buster

More reliable,
Than my very own shadow.
Truly my best friend.