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I don't need a test!
We don't know
who his mom is?
THIS BOY IS ALL MINE !

My dog was looking at me funny...

She kept nudging me to show my face...

Of course, I...

They said that lunch was for wimps but I like shrimps,
still a lot of people eating when last I had...

My dog, my angel
my hero and my savior
my one and only

It's true - she purrs along, just like no other,
my confidant, angel, shining star and my lover,...

You were a ballet dancer, my favourite entrechat,
standing on point, pouting with one hand on the...

Look at you - who else could match your charisma,
nowhere near, since you flew from Andromeda;...

The Greeks were great rulers but time forgets,
the only real reminders left are launderettes,...

Da Vinci met Michaelangelo and Einstein together,
lifted his easel up which was as light as a...

You're rich, fancy yacht moored bobbing in Monaco,
live in the tax haven, you sure go with the flow...

I have to satisfy my wife with what's wanted,
but everything's getting better so it's been said,...

Which 'time' would you like - when you were small,
or last year perhaps at your graduation ball,...

The rhododendron told the geranium to get a move on,
because it was hanging back with a hard-on,...

He went to the village for an overseas project,
power and oil was something you might expect;...

'You were down there for so long weren't you -
what did you enjoy most: the sunshine or the girls...

Who is Better? The Callous Hypocritical Pretentious, Selfish Successful And Pious Man
With a Lovely...

Amongst heathered hills and luscious grass there is my Motherland
Where scattered selections of sea...