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ANIMALS ARE HILARIOUS

Highly intelligent too

My dog was looking at me funny...

She kept nudging me to show my face...

Of course, I couldn't...

Β She also doesn't understand the word mandate...

​​​​​​Telling her about rules isn't of any interest to her...

I know how to put her to sleep now though...

Just start talking rules and she's out for the night...

I wish she had told me that before...

Better late than never...

Perfect example for that quote...

I'm sure she's not the only one who gets puts to sleep that way...

She must think it's a bedtime story...

She sees other people wearing the mandate on their face and she doesn't know at all what to make of it...

She always has a strange look on her face and people think she's constipated...

When she barks she thinks I understand every word...

She thinks I'm her hero and the only one who truly understands...

She's a great listener...

She knows I have a secret I'm keeping from her and she wants to know what it is all the time...

I know what will happen if I tell her my secret that I believe she's smarter than most people...

I don't dare tell her...

She already thinks she's all that and a bag of chips...

sparrowsong

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Gwendoline

Sparrowsong thank you for this today. You have had me in fits of giggles 🀭 I use to have a border collie like that hehe, he was super clever but also silly

loved the video and hearing a cats perspective of covid lol πŸ˜‚Β 

BRILLIANT πŸ™ƒ
Gwen x

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sparrowsong

Hello Gwen...

I'm so glad I made you go into a fit of giggles...πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

​​​​​​Sounds like you had a character with your Border Collie...

​​​​​​Animals are so smart...

They even know how to turn their hearing off... LOL

I'm glad you loved it!!

My best friend shared it with me and I had to pass it on...

I'm trying to get get to join Cosmo...

Wish me luck!!

Thank you for your sweet comment and generous support!

sparrowsong

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Being Me

Had to pin this!Β  This made me laugh...my dog is aΒ  bit like that. Rules? What rules? He is mostly interested in food ( food is a biggie) and lots of sniffs on his walkies. Oh, and he also loves the little pen laser light that cats are supposed to chase ( it was a present for our cat one Christmas but the cat was not interested ...much better to watch the dog chase after it). Thanks for posting x

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sparrowsong

Hello Being Me...

I love that about your dog...

My dog won't chase it...

She just lays down and watches it...

Food is always happy hour...Β 

Of course, if her bowl gets low she's like I think we have a problem...

Then she makes me follow her to her bowl...

Oh the sniffs...

So many different smells out there...

Don't ever plan on a short walk...

It doesn't matter to mine if it's raining, a hurricane, she doesn't care...

Snow on my goodness...

Yours sounds like he's quite a character too...

What kind of dog is he?

What's his name?

Mine is a Pompoochi...

She looks similar to Toto from The Wizard of Oz only lighter in color and her mouth is shaped a little differently...

The size is real close to each other and the tail is very similar shaped too...

Her name is Sundae...

Thank you for your very sweet comment and support...

Thank you for sharing your Dog story...

​​​​​​Best wishes and blessings!

sparrowsong

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