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My Wife Is A BMW

My Wife Is A BMW

It's true - she purrs along, just like no other,
my confidant, angel, shining star and my lover,
sleek, smooth skinned, always there on call,
I respond, don't have to put foot down, magical.

BMW stands for Bavarian Motor Works so they say,
but I have other ideas which describes state of play,
some things you can rely on, automatic for one,
unlike you, who may struggle to get things done. 

There's a Porsche, no thanks, just a squashed bug,
not like mine, you feel like giving her a good hug,
you can keep your Mercedes, a bit passe' these days,
as tho' it's still nursing the folly of all those old days.

This experience is just not far short of superhuman,
because BMW really stands for my Brown Malaysian Woman.

  

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Jim "The Lad" ....

Hi Terry! she sounds awesome!....................................................................Jim

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Terry Reeves

Hi Jim,
Yes, she is!
Thanks a lot,
love,
Terry.
xoxo :)

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sparrowsong

Hello Terry...

I definitely agree...

Very cool write!

Thanks for the smiles!

Thank you for sharing...

sparrowsong

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Terry Reeves

Hi Sparrowsong,
Thanks so much,
love,
Terry.
xoxo :)

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Tony Taylor

Hey TERRY!!....wow!!.....what a tribute piece...I KNOW she had to love this!!.......it's not just fun....it's truly flattering!!......The final line is friggin' great and brings more than just a smile.......but more of a 'rejoicing' kinda thing!!.....By the way, I always thought that BMW stood for Bavarian Motor Works.....Oh well, at least we got that cleared up! (smiles)......thanx so much for sharing this my friend!!....ALL STARS!! & PINNED cuz I just don't want to forget this one!!...,...Bravo & Big hugs to the wife!!....later tater!!......T xo  : )

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Terry Reeves

Hi Tony,
You're right - it does stand for
Bavarian Motor Works!
Corrected.
Thanks a lot.
Love,
Terry.
xoxo :)

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