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Occupations

Occupations

If I went back, I wouldn't change a thing, not much,
it was good, I avoided accountancy and 'migration,'
perhaps I could have hosted a show with Ranganathan,
mixing with professionals, just fired my imagination.

Someone was asked: 'How long will that take you,' he said:
' I don't know, ' if you said that today, you'd be fired;
a lady won The Apprentice show and was duly hired,
she didn't perform well enough and was again 'fired.'

Her case was taken to industrial tribunal for unfair dismissal,
the lawyers were too sharp and her chances were abyssmal;
now we're working from home, tapping away like plonkers,
if something doesn't change, we're all going to go bonkers.

Good to avoid the disdain and earn some decent respect,
some fool said: 'Watch your backs, here comes the architect.' 

 

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